(via iamsancho)Source: my--teen--quote
You young-uns have it way too easy.
Why in my day we had to fight the Indians while running uphill both ways out to the cow pasture and back just to knock the horn off a bull to make our bongs with NO plans!"
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
reblogging this again… For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most…
this episode always makes me cry
Well I might not cry but it’s a big d’awwwww feeling.
(via just-another-man)Source: wigglytuffs
s is for slug
LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST SLUG IVE EVER SEEN IM GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE I WANT ONE HELP AJDBJHFDGKDKDL
S is for SQUEEEEEEE
ew. that thing is gross.
(via snapesonaplane)Source: coolshoelaces